The Black Madonna

July 20, 2007 / Posted by:
Alien hotness, Rihanna, said that she wants to be the "black Madonna" and while she was making her latest album she made sure that the songs were Madonna-like.
She said, "I want to be the black Madonna. Any artist could have done the music which appeared on her first two albums but her latest songs were ones only a certain artist could do."  
Why can't she just be Rihanna? Who the hell would want to be the black Madonna anyway? Saggy tits and veiny hands?! No thank you!
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