July 20, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Tom Cruise's gay ass will fly back to Los Angeles from Berlin where he's filming that Nazi movie to host a "Welcome to Los Angeles" party for Posh & Becks. More like a "Get Becks Drunk And Then Lick That Ass Party." Invitations went out all over Hollywood and were apprently tacky as hell.
A source said, "Invitations went out all over Hollywood. They were printed on red velvet with tacky gold lettering."
Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith will co-host with TomKat.
I say we crash the party! We'll dress up as aliens and as soon as they see us walk through the door, everyone will get on their knees and start chanting some crazy Xenu shit. We'll loot the bar, take pictures of Tom's sock drawer (which I'm sure has 12" dildos in it) and then we'll skedaddle!
Above is Tom trying to be hot in Berlin yesterday.
Image – Splash
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