July 19, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
You have to check out this MySpace blog by Courtney Love. I mean….I just don't even know how where to begin with this. To say this was written by a crackhead is an understatement. Is there such thing as sleepwriting, because that's what this mess looks like. Here's a little piece where she's trying to talk smack on Gwen Stefani.
"we were doing our hair( thew girls) way up in that ugly crazy building and couyld seeyou all for blocks, it was wild-= i told my peeps top go get bvoys wiuth skateboards and giurls whow ere into stefani, no offense to truyew fans i just felt like a challenge- if someone sreally into stefani to me that says they dontw anta nty trouble in thoe rlives, want very mucbh to be p[opular abnd accepted, wnatto be trendy but niot dangerous, and the idea of forcin gthat waznna be popular girl to face the fear cdoes somethin for me./plus im startinga clotyhing line this year too, just higher end and the lowerr end wont be about a font. i wouldbnt do that iu fond that crass somehow= a sportsac ten times the prio ce because it has ther same cuddle bear sweeetoe pie sign off that Rossdale used to sign hios letters to me with in a Times Courier font ? maybve its me, i know perfeume has a 800 -1200% profit markup so if one "brands" oneself well enough one can cash it in big an d hard by selling a perfume wethe rone gioves a shot about the smell opr not- kudos to madge for forgoinmg that , because nop way hads she not been asked. L.A.M.B. heh, well look its not fo rme to judge- im far mior eonteretsed in amazin g lingerie enyways and if i design a bag itll be fabulous"
Wrap your brain around that. Actually, don't. You might get contact high and then your boss will fire you, you'll lose your house, you'll end up on the streets, you'll have to turn to smoking crack to fill the pain and then you'll start writing crap like this on your MySpace and I'll have to make fun of you.
ONTD translated it and it still doesn't make sense!