They Were Probably Just Saying Hi

July 18, 2007 / Posted by:
It's been reported that Dreamboat Pete Doherty left rehab after only one day. It was also reported that hours after leaving the clinic he was pulled over by the cops! I mean, he's been arrested at least 10 million times so he's most likely best friends with them. They were probably just giving a quick hello.
No, they were citing him for throwing out trash from his cab.
A source said, "He looked pretty sheepish, like he was embarrassed to get done for such yobbish antics."

"He scrabbled around in his pockets to find papers that could prove who he was. The policeman gave him a stern ticking-off, then issued him with the fine. It looked like he got a severe warning."

A severe warning?! He's been busted for driving on drugs and let go….what kind of severe warning could have gotten? "Pete, now we REALLY mean it this time. Don't ever ever do it again. Pinky swear on it!" That's as severe as it gets for Petey.

Pete's lawyer said that he wasn't in rehab, because he's not due to begin detox until next Monday. Petey probably wants to store as much heroin in his system like a bear does before going into Winter.


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