It’s Just Stealing

July 18, 2007 / Posted by:
Winona Ryder told Vogue Magazine that she doesn't feel guilty about stealing shit back in 2001, because she didn't hurt anybody. Um…she hurt the consumer and she hurt my feelings! I had so much trust in her up until that.
She said, "I didn't have this tremendous sense of guilt, because I hadn't hurt anyone. Had I physically harmed someone or caused harm to a human being, I think it would have been an entirely different experience.
Winona blamed painkillers for the reason she was caught taking a bunch of crap from Saks Fifth Avenue. "Two months prior to that, I broke my arm in two places, and the doctor, a sort of quack doctor, was giving me a lot of stuff and I was taking it at first to get through the pain. And then there was this weird point when you don't know if you are in pain but you're taking it."
Hmmm…….that's a good one! I'm going to have lunch at the damn Four Seasons this afternoon and when I walk out on my $300 check I'm going to blame "Vicodin" for making my head blurry. When I go to the Jaguar deal today and accidentially drive to Atlantic City while test driving, I'll blame a little "Darvocet." Genius! And when I accidentially slap Winona in her deer-face I'll also blame a little "Oxycontin."
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