Shit 4 Brains

I think I just lost the 3 working brain cells I had by watching this interview with Paris Hilton’s new rumored boy toy. I’m not sure how I’m writing this, because I’m still stunned at how fucking stupid this bitch is. Anyway, Paris is rumored to be dating 21-year-old t-shirt designer, Tyler Atkins from Australia. They were spotted this past weekend making-out in Malibu.

Cut to last month when Tyler gave the interview above in which he told a story about how he hooked up with a very famous girl. Tyler said, “She’s like a full pill-popper … she brought out these pills and because I was drunk I went, ‘Yeah, fuck it – I’ll just have one. Why not? And she gave me like four of these pills that were like Vicodin; they were like Rohypnols or something. Heavy, heavy.”

“And she drugged me, this famous chick. … I woke up in her spa bath with her and her best friend. We were in the spa bath, full-on threesome.”

“I couldn’t find my clothes. I got dropped down on Sunset Blvd. … I had no minutes left on my phone, so I couldn’t call anyone. Looking like a freak in girls’ clothes.”

Kids, this is what a boat load of drugs on a half-brain will do to you. I didn’t watch the second part, because I love myself too much. The sad part is, he makes Paris look like a member of Mense.

VIA Mollygood