Possible Future Fug Baby Alert?

July 17, 2007 / Posted by:
Accordng to Popcrunch Asshlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged and possibly knocked up! Yeah, chew on that one. Tastes like a deviated septum, eh? They claim Petey popped the question at Live Earth. How green of him.
The source said, “Ashlee wasn’t expecting it at all, it was a total surprise. Pete whipped out a big engagement ring, dropped down on one knee, and asked Ashlee to be his bride. Ashlee says it was romantic, sexy — and that she said yes right away.”
This source said they want to keep it a secret. They also said that her behavior at a recent family wedding has sparked rumors that she has a bun in the ovent.
The source said, “Ashlee may have helped start the rumours herself. She was at a family wedding and was wandering around rubbing her belly. And she refused to drink anything. She probably didn’t drink that night because her dad was around."
I'm going to say not true. Papa Joe would never ever let this happen.  I doubt these two even have sex. They are probably just into heavy petting 
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