I Hope That’s A Light Beer

July 17, 2007 / Posted by:
What happened to ICE?! God Dayum! Val Kilmer used to be walking sex and now he's a walking turkey drumstick! Somebody get that girl a colonic and something with fiber. 
Well…at least he can play the Penguin now in the new Batman movies.  That being said, I'd still push the roll up and ride that fat pony. Fat pony with cankles.
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