Surf Slut

July 16, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I haven't had a Paris Hilton post in a while and I know you've missed this snatch. Paris once again gave the photogs a little show outside her Malibu beach shack. It wouldn't be a Paris bikini spread without her nasty ass nips coming out (see the first thumbnail). 
 
I don't understand why the creatures of the sea continue to let us down. She's been in the water dozens of times just this month and not once has a jellyfish stung her or even a little fish nipped at her ass. Her friendly crab friends probably keep her safe.
 
This really hurts me to say….but she actually looks good without make-up. Ok, I'm going to hell now for saying that. 
 
 
 
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