He’s Probably Asking To Borrow Some Cash

July 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Page Six reports that Fat Elvis is a broke ass bitch. Reportedly he's been cutt off by his wealthy family for not getting his shit together. He was sent to rehab, but according to sources that did absolutely nothing. His family is tired of him "using and abusing" and no longer want to pay for his dirty habits.
He's also been asking for cash from friends, but nobody's willing to help. Sources say he's also been crashing at Scott Storch's Miami pad. Fat Elvis infamously bounced a $10,000 check to Joe Francis a couple of years ago. He was also on camera calling Lindsay Lohan "poor." Now who's the poor piece of trash?
While in Miami Fat Elvis has been hanging out with a model friend. Dumb ho probably doesn't know he's broke. A good golddigger will always do her research.
Here's Fat Elvis with Kim KardASSian at a fashion show in Miami yesterday. She's probably telling him they can make some dough if they release a sex tape together. SICK! A Fat Elvis sex tape would kill the porn industry. Nobody wants to see that oily dick in action. The only good thing about fucking FE would be that no lube is required.  
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