Breaking! Britney Ruins A Dog’s Life!

July 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears buys a dog. Big fucking deal. I really wish that dogs could speak for themselves, because you know that bitch dog woud be like "HELL NO! I'll take my chances at the damn pound!"
Anyway, BS dropped $3,000 on a little Yorkie puppy. Sources say, she strolled in, saw the dog, handed over her credit card and it was done just like that. In exactly 30-minutes the life of a pooch has been changed forever.
She reportedly named his ass "London." When I was in Europe a couple of years ago I was watching TV and Britney was being interviewed about London. She said "I love London so much. It's one of my most favoritiest places of like anywhere."
Click here to see tons of pictures of Britney looking like an inbred hillbilly on crank.
Source: People
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