It’s Love

July 12, 2007 / Posted by:
 
 
TMZ has ID'ed Fat Elvis' new call girl gal pal as Australian model, Cheyenne Tozzi. The two have been "canoodling" all over Miami. Some may think she's in it for the money, but I thought his fat ass was broke as a joke? I guess not.
 
I bet she's listed in the Yellow Pages or in the back of the Village Voice.
 
Also….will he please get ANOTHER FUCKING SHIRT! I've seen him wear that like a zillion times and you know he never EVER washes it. 
 
 
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