Why Not? They’ve Already Effed Up Everything Else!

July 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Tanned twinkie, Zac Efron, will star in a remake of the 1984 film "Footloose." Zac will play Ren McCormack, the rebel newcomer to a town that has banned dancing. Kevin Bacon originally played the role over 20 years ago. 
The film has already been ruined by Broadway after being turned into a full-fledged musical. The plans are to bring that version the big-screen.
Zac is currently in Hairspray the movie. Basically Zac is becoming the Prince ruined classics.
Why do chicks think this dude is hot? He looks like Ellen Degeneres!  
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