The Devil Wears Semen

July 11, 2007 / Posted by:

This from February, but it’s pretty funny and by funny I mean pathetic. It’s UK’s most sophisticated lady, Jodie Marsh, getting the ugliest tattoo ever! The tattoo was chosen by the readers of Bizarre. Her choices included:

Permanent snot drip under nostril

Sperm with a perm on one side of the pelvic area and perhaps and egg with a dread on the other

Her as a miniature foetus with umbilical cord coming from stomach

A snake emerging from anus coming round to her front to lick her nipple

Unfortunately, she didn’t end up with any of those. It’s equally as hideous though. God, she’s hot.

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