July 10, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
A New Orleans radio station said they had Britney Spears' new single in hand and would play it yesterday at noon. This never happened. The single is reportedly called "Get Back" and was supposed to re-launch Britney as the Princess of Poop…I mean Pop.
Someone sent me a clip of a single called "Resist Me Now." It's supposed to be on Britney's album. The quality is kind of shitty, but I'm told it is her new song.
Click here to hear it
Eff a new single, I want a new reality show. Britney needs to come back to the reality world STAT! I want to see what her crazy ass is like day to day. She probably says the most prolific thing.
Above is Britney on her way tot he shower. No, not really, but she looks like she could use a good one.
UPDATE – The song above is not Britney at all. It's a song called "Resist" by Simon Curtis. Looks like they sped it up and played it off like Brit's new song. Click here to hear the original version.
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