I Know The Real Reason For Her Visit

July 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Beyonce visited two fans in the hospital yesterday after the pyrotechnics in her show fucked up and spilled into the front row. The two fans were hospitalized for minor injuries.  Beyonce, who is the Mother Theresa of our generation, made a low-key visit to the hospital.
Her rep said,  "She was just very concerned about the people injured in the audience. It was unannounced and we kept it very low-key so that she could spend time with them." 
Yeah I bet she was concerned. Concerned with not being sued! She probably showed up with her lawyer, some papers to sign and a couple of autographed CDs to make the trade.
Beyonce said, "My life and career have been blessed with the support of the best fans in the world. Their safety and well-being will always be a top priority and one of my biggest concerns."
I would've been calling my lawyer while in the ambulance. Beyonce better watch it herself with those pyros. Who knows what her hair is made of and that shit might cause a fireball.
Click here to see the "accident"
Above is B with her wax sister and mother at a Birthday party this past weekend.
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