July 9, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
A New Hampshire man robbed a bank in Manchester dressed as a damn tree. Yes. James Coldwell taped branches all over himself and walked into a Citizen Bank Saturday morning and demanded cash. He didn't say anthing about having a weapon. The teller handed him an unknown amount of money and the dude let the wind carry him out of the bank.
The Police Sgt is a real comedian. He said, "He really went out on a limb."
Despite his clever disguise, he was recognized when the bank video was played on the local news. The 49-year-old man was arrested Sunday.
How the hell could the teller hand him cash? I would doubled over from laughing so hard. I would probably lose consciousness from not being able to breathe due to my incessant laughter!
I totally found my Halloween costume this year.