It’s Finally Over!

July 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
After a million months of hearing about it, Eva Longoria's huge wedding to Tony Parker is finally over! The pair married for the second time this week in front of 250 guests at the Church of Saint Germain l'Auxerrois in France. 
 
Eva wore wore a couture Angel Sanchez mermaid gown made of silk wool, with silk gazar metallic embroidery, a scoop back and a long train. Yeah, snoozeville. I hope they made a chiffon muzzle, because chick likes to talk.
 
Guests included Felicity Huffman, Nicollette Sheridan, Felicity Huffman, Teri Hatcher, Sheryl Crow and Jessica Alba. After the ceremony guests headed for a fancy castle outside of Paris for some grub.
 
Guests were also asked to hand over all cell phones and cameras before entering. Eva and Tony have a signed a strict deal with OK! Magazine for the exclusive photos for a whopping $2 million.
 
I would've snuck a camera in my poop shoot and taken pictures of her just to foil her plan! If pictures of Eva in her gown leaks before the magazine comes out, she's screwed! 
 
Nicollette looks way hot. Probably hotter than the bride. What a bitch!  
 
 
 
 
 
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