July 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Britney Spears' mysterious Geico caveman has been identified. He's her bodyguard. The same bodyguard that saved SPF's life when she almost dropped his ass in NYC. Besides according to The National Enquirer Britney already has a man.
They have an exclusive interview with that dude she met in rehab. She was linked to real estate investor John Sundahl a couple of months ago and now he claims they are still dating.
He said that Britney recently helped him out when he had bowel surgery. NASTY! He has a shitty ass! He said, "When I was in the hospital, she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious. "
More like she made you unconscious with her singing. He went on to say, "I love being around her. She's a sweet, caring girl and a good mom."
Good mom?! Are we talking about the same Britney Spears?
He also said that KFed's attorney subpoenaed him to testify in their divorce battle.
I say he's full of shit. No, he literally is. I mean he had bowel surgery!
Image: Daily Mail
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