Britney Spears Is The Next Emily Dickinson

July 5, 2007 / Posted by:
According to Star Magazine, Britney Spears put her literary skills to good use by writing her mother a heartfelt poem. Brit Brit is still pissed off at her mother for "pushing her" into rehab. The poem is entitled "Dear Mama" and I'm sure this is the first of many amazing Spears poems. Someone get this ho a book deal already!
A source said that the poem says “that she didn’t have a mom anymore and she couldn’t imagine a mother doing what she did to her child."
Britney delivered the poem along with a legal letter to her mother last week. She told her mother ‘Here Momma, I just wanted to see your face,’” a source told Star.  “Then she got into her car and drove off.  Lynne went into the trailer and broke down in tears.”
She also apparently gave her mother a CD of private phone conversations between Lynne Spears and KFed taken by a private investigator. In the conversations KFed and Lynne set up times that she can secretly see her grandchildren. They are in CAHOOTS! Britney is such a sly fox.
Damn. Britney is seriously the Jack of All Trades. Master poet, master spy. What next?
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