Blohan’s 4th Of July

July 5, 2007 / Posted by:
What a party and what a roster of guests. Lindsay Lohan threw a 4th of July party at the same Malibu beach house as her Birthday party. Her guests included the KFed of Britian, Calum Best, White Oprah, and her sister and little brother.  
Who is that shirtless dude? He's sort of hot, but then I get a close look at he has a total turtle face like Ryan Gaycrest. He's a total bag-over-the-header.
Blohan was a good girl and only drank flavored water and Evian in front of the paps. Could she be changing? I hope so, but bitch needs to work on that gut. I mean she doesn't want gut over bagina, does she?  
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