Is This Skank For Real?

July 4, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Parasite Hilton wants to wish you all a Happy 4th of July and also wants to make sure you don't drink and drive since she's like the poster girl of fucking drunk driving now. She left this heartfelt message on her MySpace :
 
Hey everyone! I'm back from my much needed vacation in Maui. It was so beautiful and relaxing. But its good to be home again. I just want to thank you all for your letters of love and support. I am doing my best to respond to each and every one with the letter I wrote–that message was for fans like you who have supported me through it all.

I wanted to let you all know that I'm going to be updating my myspace and writing in more cause I haven't done it in awhile. The past month has inspired me to move forward with some exciting new projects, so I will keep you all posted.

Happy 4th of July everyone, and remember to be responsible and have a designated driver! Just looking out for you all. I love you and have an amazing summer!

xoxo
Paris

 
She didn't write that crap. No misspelling and no hearts. I don't buy it. Her vagina wrote that. 
 
 
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