July 3, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Fat-mouthed Lily Allen is at it again. She's facing charges for punching out a photographer and she might be going to jail herself. She sat down with New York Magazine before her arrest in London and told them that she hopes Lohan goes to the slammer.
Lily said, "I could be Paris Hilton soon enough. Oh, my God, her life is so fucking insane. She doesn't even do anything. I can't wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. 'Boo hoo. I'm going to jail.' Good. Does that mean you'll stop showing me your pussy now?"
Lily also thinks that British jails might be worse than American jails. "I bet English jails are nastier than American ones!"
First of all, I hope Blohan goes to jail too. Bitch is hardcore though, she won't cry and groan like Paris Hilton. She'll become head bitch in prison. She'll come out with a teardrop tattoo and shit. And I'd rather see Lohan's pussy than Britney's pussy. Any day!