Jordan’s Ugly Baby

July 3, 2007 / Posted by:
Jordan gave birth to a baby girl last week and although she hasn't told us her name, she is speaking to OK! Magazine about her new bundle of joy.
Jordan said, "I think all newborn babies are ugly. They look like little old men. I think they need a few weeks to grow into themselves. I remember Junior looked like he had a big nose. People go, 'Aw how cute' and I think, 'No, how ugly!'. It's very rare you find a cute one so young but Junior's gorgeous now."
Don't let her little girl hear that or she'll grow up, get a beat weave, dye herself orange and put melons in her chest. Oh wait, that might be a good thing in the Andre household.
Jordan needs to speak for her own! I was a beautiful newborn baby. A supermodel newborn baby. All the pedos wanted this. Ok, I'll stop.
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