Just Say No To Crack, Kiddies

July 2, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Imagine this, a beautiful peacock strolls into a Burger King parking lot in Staten Island, NY. A strange sight,  but a beautiful sight. The peacock probably just wanted one of those delicious charbroiled burgers he's heard all about. Now imagine this, some crazy ass crackhead spots the peacock and believes in his crack heart of crack hearts that this beautiful bird is a dangerous vampire.
 
True story! This went down last Thursday when this man thought the peacock was a vampire. The man beat the peacock. He beat is so hard that it later had to be put to sleep. The man escaped before police arrived.
 
One of the employees said that when she asked him what he was doing he said, "I'm killing a vampire."
 
A Staten Island peacock breeder told police that he recently gave one of his birds to someone who lived near that Burger King. Poor vampire peacock!
 
He will rise from the dead and take revenge on that crackhead! You see what drugs will do to you! It will make you think that a beautiful innocent, peacock is a blood-thirsty animal!
 
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Thanks Brett and Jessica
 
 
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