He Was Probably Melting

July 2, 2007 / Posted by:
Jack Wishna was all excited about bringing Michael Jackson to Las Vegas to perform in a Celine-Dion-Like sit down and collect a multi-million dollar check. Jack now says that Jacko lied and has skipped town.
He said, “I had [Jackson] on the telephone when he was in Ireland and he was all excited about working in Las Vegas. It even got down to the detail of a statue of himself that he wanted out front [of the hotel]. He also came up with the idea of having his own slot machines. I have a signed contract that he wanted us to put together to market his slot machines in Europe and Asia.”
Jacko's rep confirms that he has left Las Vegas, but blamed it on the mansion. She said that security wasn't sufficient enough.
Let's be real. Homegirl couldn't take the desert sun. You know that shit was melting his ass! That and the LV boys probably didn't want any of his Jesus Juice. 
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