Please Don’t Sing Katie

July 1, 2007 / Posted by:
Katie Holmes has reportedly auditioned for a role in the film version of the musical NINE for director Rob Marshall. NINE is based on Federico Fellini's 8 1/2 and is based around a filmmaker and the women in his life. Demi Moore, Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta-Jones are also in talks to take roles in the film.
Katie apparently did a singing and dancing audition for Rob on Tuesday.
NINE is one of my favorite musicals of all-time and leave it to Hollywood to even think about casting Katie Holmes. Bitch can't sing and she has the personality of a turnip! No offense to the turnips of the world.
Click here to see and hear Katie's beautiful singing voice.  
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