Paula Abdul Has Never Been Drunk In Her Life

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:

Here are two clips from last night’s amazing premiere of “Hey Paula” on Bravo. The reality TV show follows trainwreck Paula Abdul through her daily life. Basically, Paula’s crazy behavior is blamed on being sick and suffering from insomnia. The clip above shows Paula on a 2:30am trip to a NYC Starbucks following an awards show. She has no idea what to order and tells the employees just to make anything for her. She also befriends some strangers from Ireland and asks if she can stay with them when she visits their country. Um…that’s how I talk to strangers when I’m DRUNK!

The clip below is Paula visiting the joint that’s making her perfume. Basically, it’s more of Paula acting like she’s on something, but she’s just “tired.” I think tired is code for Vicodin.

Paula may be a mess, but she’s effin gorgeous TV. A true entertainer.

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