June 29, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
We always make fun of Madonna and Angelina Jolie having nasty, veiny-ass hands, but those women are older. Katie Holmes is in her 20s and already has veins from. Tom probably injects his "Tom Juice" in there and no "Tom Juice" is not jizz, because I don't think he does that anymore.
Here's Katie looking skinny as shit and old as fuck while going to a business meeting yesterday. Homegirl went from 25 to 45 overnight. Pretending to fuck Tommy Cruise can do that to a girl.
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