June 29, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
24/Sizzler is reporting that Nicole Richie is wedding dress shopping for a possible upcoming ceremony to the King of Douches, Joel Madden. Nicole also might be pregnant and that may be the reason for a rushed wedding. You know, so her kid isn't a bastard.
She's apparently asking several stylists to help her in finding the perfect dress.
Is she trying the children's department at JcPenney's, because how the hell is she going to find a dress small enough. She's totally going to wear a little girl's communion dress.
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