Mitt Romney Is Not Smart

 

Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romeny, is the dumbest slut I think I've ever read about. This dumb bitch told a story about how he would strap his dog to the top of their car for family trips.

 

Mitt would be the family's Irish Setter, Seamus Romney, in a dog carrier above the car. Mitt told a story that on a 12-hour trip from Boston to Ontario in 1983, Mitt's son noticed that brown liquid was dripping onto the windshield, Yes, poor Seamus had gone diarrhea in his carrier. Mitt said he pulled the car over, sprayed down Seamus, the car and the carrier and continued on like nothing.

 

PETA of course is pissed. They said, "If you wouldn't strap your child to the roof of your car, you have no business doing that to the family dog!"

 

Mitt laughed it off and said, "He scrambled up there every time we went on trips. He got it all by himself and enjoyed it."

 

How stupid can you be? Oh I forget, he's a Republican. You better believe that Duncan the voting dog is not voting for this dipshit.

 

Note – The above photo is not Seamus Romney. I think poor Seamus is in heaven now.