I Blame Paris

June 29, 2007 / Posted by:
Producers of the reality show "The Bachelor" say that they are having a hard time finding women for the show, because of herpes. Yes, they claim that everytime they meet an attractive and intelligent girl she usually doesn't past the medical test.
One source said, "Some of the best looking women have been told recently that they didn't pass the medical portion of the test due to herpes."
Girls with herpes need love too! That's discrimination! I mean the last bachelor was gayer than Gay Al and they turn girls with the herp away. Rude! Those girls should go directly to Laffpersonals! It's a website for herps to look for other herps.
ABC should consider doing an all Herpes edition of The Bachelor. Instead of roses he can give out Valtrex prescriptions. It'd be sweet.
Thanks Raven
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