Because She Needs More Money

June 28, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Oprah has announced that she will open a 4,000 square-foot store near Harpo Studios in Chicago. Construction has already begun and will sell exclusively Oprah merchandise.
 
Productswill range from Oprah DVDs to an African telephone wire basket to  key rings.
 
No word yet on when the store will open.
 
Great, the rich get richer. Who the fuck wants an Oprah telephone wire basket? What is a telephone wire basket anyway?
 
Can I buy my very own Gayle King there? I want a best friend that sucks up to me all day  and then sucks on me all night.
 
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