Put Her Back In!

June 27, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K

Paris gave People and exclusive interview on her stint in prison. She talks about what she learned from her experience.

Paris tells them that "I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics." and "All of the inmates were very supportive. There were girls next to me. We could talk through the vents and they were just really sweet." What lips did she use to talk though those vents?

Anyway, she also says that she's a good and compassionate person with a big heart and she's glad to be out.

My ass! More like selfish and uncaring. Remember Bambi? Yeah, I barely do too. This whole thing just escalated her star status. Now that she has 'street cred' maybe she'll do something about that wonk. Then again, maybe not. They probably told her in there that it adds character or some shit. Ugh, over her ass already.

Tags: Paris Hilton

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