Trevor The Mentos Bitch…I Mean…Sweetheart

June 26, 2007 / Posted by:
 
This is Trevor and he's become the bitch of Mentos. Yes, the freshmaker. Mentos has come up with this nifty little website where you look for an open spot in Trevor's schedule and ask him to do anything you want.
 
Unfortunately, Trevor can't leave the office and won't do anything lewd. I tried. What's the fun in that?! Every request I have is lewd and raunchy. What's the point of requesting anything if it isn't.
 
Trevor also speaks to you by webcam during business hours live from the Mentos headquarters in Kentucky. Poor Trevor. I'm guessing he's an out of work actor that thought he'd at least be a guest star on Smallville by now.
 
Go visit Trevor and tell him to do something lewd. Maybe if we bombard the system, he'll finally do something sexy. (Thanks D)

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
UPDATE – You sluts are crazy! Trevor has declared his love for Dlisted and now Dlisted has declared love for Trevor. Oh Trevor, please forgive me for all those awful things I said. I know you will never forgive me, but I will spend the rest of my life trying to win your forgiveness. When you forgive me, we can get married under a beautiful moonlit sky. Yeah, it doesn't take much to win me over!
 
 
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