Nancy Grace Secretly Married And Knocked Up With Twins!!!
June 26, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Everyone's favorite ball-ripper, Nancy Grace, has revealed that she got married in April and she's expecting twins in January. You mean to tell me that crazy bitch is capable of getting knocked up! I would've thought she ripped out her own ovaries afraid that they would make her nicer.
She married an investment banker. Nancy said, "We got married in April in Atlanta with just my family and his family there. It was a simple ceremony conducted by my longtime pastor from a little Methodist church in Macon.
"I walked down the aisle to my favorite song, 'Moon River,' and I did my own vows. I read from the Book of Ruth and I wore my sister's bridal veil. I never thought it would happen like this," she says. "I thought 'mother' and 'wife' was just not part of God's plan for me.
"This is such a blessing, and I just can't believe that, at my age, I would find such happiness."
Nancy is 47. This better not make her sweeter! I already have the popcorn ready to watch her rip into Paris Hilton tonight.
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