Keep The Lights Down Ralph

June 26, 2007 / Posted by:
Don't tell me that hot hunk of man, Ralph Fiennes, is getting with Hollywood's newest plastic queen, Ellen Barkin? Unfortunately, Page Six is reporting that they've been partaking in public displays of affection for a couple of weeks. Last week they were spotted at the Mercer Hotel in NYC fully making out.
On Sunday night they were seen "canoodling" in the lobby before going upstairs to their room.
For his sake, I hope Ralph is drunk and the lights are dim. Imagine waking up to that! I would probably piss my pants thinking I woke up in Jurassic Park and a baby raptor was about to eat my heart out of my chest!
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