Pissing On Jessica Simpson
June 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Paster is fashion stylist to such celebrities as Jessica Simpson and Sarah Jessica Parker. Jessica charges up to $5k a day and recently held a cattle-like casting call to find a new assistant. A spy told Page Six that they were horrified when they entered Jessica's Hollywood Hills home for the interview.
They said, "It was a mess. There were disorganized racks of dresses and piles of clothing she had pulled from designers all over the floor. Her little dog peed everywhere – including on the clothes – throughout the day, and we had to follow it around and clean up after it. It smelled."
So that's what Jessica Simpson's new fragrance is?! I thought it smelled familiar. You know Paster's dog watches Access Hollywood, laughs and says to itself "Hahaha I peed on that dress she's wearing. Awesome."
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