Germans Hate Aliens

June 25, 2007 / Posted by:
The country of Germany has banned Tom Cruise from filming in their country, because of Tom's crazy Scientology beliefs. OMG! Declare Germany the greatest country ever! No to Aliens but YES to Hoff! I must move there.
Tom and company planned to shoot their WWII drama “Valkyrie” there, but looks like they will have to find another home. The drama focuses on a plan to kill Adolf Hitler. Unfortunately, Tom does not play Adolf. 
A Defense military spokeswhore said, “[Filmmakers] will not be allowed to film at German military sites if Count Stauffenberg is played by Tom Cruise, who has publicly professed to being a member of the Scientology cult."
Germany is not afraid of Tom!!!!! This is so going to start WWIII between Germany and the aliens. I can't wait.
Above is this past weekend's gay pride parade going past the Scientology center. How beautiful and ironic. 
Thanks wwjdd for pic!
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