June 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The Learning Annex has offered Paris Hilton $1 million to teach a one-hour class at the The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. Her class will be called "How To Perform a DP Without Passing Out." I Joke! I Joke! The class will be called "How to Build Your Brand." The Learning Annex President thinks she is a brilliant entrepreneur.
The Learning Annex has that kind of cash! How come classes are always held in shit holes, then?
Paris' "How to Build Your Brand" class consists of 3 easy steps. 1) Fuck on camera 2) Fuck on camera and 3) Fuck on camera.
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