Crime Does Pay
June 25, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
The Learning Annex has offered Paris Hilton $1 million to teach a one-hour class at the The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. Her class will be called "How To Perform a DP Without Passing Out." I Joke! I Joke! The class will be called "How to Build Your Brand." The Learning Annex President thinks she is a brilliant entrepreneur.
The Learning Annex has that kind of cash! How come classes are always held in shit holes, then?
Paris' "How to Build Your Brand" class consists of 3 easy steps. 1) Fuck on camera 2) Fuck on camera and 3) Fuck on camera.
That's easy!
Source: TMZ
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com