Not Renewing Their Contract

June 21, 2007 / Posted by:
 
You mean to tell me that we didn't get one good picture of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon together before they split?! Maybe, it was real. Nooo….they are just trying to make it look authentic.
 
A friend of Reese's said, “She has either called it off or is just taking a break."

"She cares for Jake, but the timing is crappy. She doesn’t have enough emotional space for him right now.”

Emotional space = A cock

Source: Us Weekly

 

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