Ducky Needs To Lose A Few

June 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Ducky the chihuahua has beat out dozens of dogs to become the world's smallest pooch by Guinness World Records. Ducky hails from Charlton, MA and he weighed in at 1.4 pounds and 4.9 inches tall. FAT ASS BITCH!
His owner said, "People say Chihuahuas are miserable and evil. I think they're really sweet, and if you want to go some place, you can just throw him in your pocketbook."
She paid $3k for the 3-year-old rat and paid $600 for Guinness to fast track the review. Damn, she's serious.
Please, I know how Ducky got that small. Bitch has been hitting the pipe! Look at his ass. He can hardly keep it together. Get that ho to Promises STAT! He has a problem!
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