June 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Britney Spears has a lot of clothes. A lot of crappy clothes. She was spotted yesterday in a red tube top thing and shorty shorts. She was spotted the night before entering Winston's in a black dress and leaving in her friend's dress. Yeah, they switched outfits. Um…what is the point of that? Dykes! You know they were doing some nasty shit in the bathroom. I hope Brit's rank weave didn't get caught on her friend's pubes.
If Britney spent as much time on her skin as she spends on her clothes the world would be a cleaner place. I could use her skin to clean my bathroom. Eff steel wool!
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