The Search For The Next Elvira

June 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Producers of the upcoming "The Search For The Next Elvira" should stop their search now! I've found their next Elvira in American Idol douche, Constantine Mouralis. He just needs some implants and red lipstick and he's good to go! Here's Connie at an event for the Daytime Emmy Awards in Hollyweird last night. Imagine that mug staring back at you when he's eating downtown? Your clitoris or nutsack would jump out of your body and run for the hills!
 
So…..they really looking for the next Elvira. Fox Reality will produce 3 episodes where the original Elvira will choose someone to possibly take her place. The “contestants will compete to see if they can look the part, and present the same wit, poise and courage as the real Elvira in hopes of becoming one of Halloween’s most sinful icons."
 
NO! There is only one Elvira, but if they HAVE to choose one and if Connie isn't available, I'm sure Angelina Jolie would do it. She's perfect.
 
Source: Reality Blurred
 
 
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