She Got The Dog Part Right

June 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Soraya Lopez served time with Paris Hilton at Lynwood and says she's "top dog" in prison and the other inmates are glad to have her there. Soraya said that Paris is not wearing the orange jumpsuit that the others wear, but she's wearing pink polka dot prison scrubs. She's also wearing full make-up when other girls have to use coffee grounds and fruit punch to make lipstick and blush. NASTY!
Soraya is glad that Paris was there with her, because she claims they were treated better. "The whole facility is benefiting from this – they are feeding us better and releasing us earlier because they don't want people around her."
Top dog?! How can she be the HBIC if she's in her own area. Soraya is just talking shit. I really wish though that they didn't give Paris make-up. I'd love to see her putting coffee grounds on her face! Why don't they just use their period juices as lipstick? Isn't that thicker than fruit punch? Yes, I'm 12.
Source: The Sun
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