June 15, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Dear Brit Brit,
I think you are the only one left on this planet that wants you to have another wardrobe malfunction. We've seen your tits and twat. There's nothing more to show dear besides maybe some dignity. Driving down the street with your straps down will cause a 5-car pile up and not because you're hot. You are putting lives in danger and that's selfish. Please get your tanning done at Sunet Tan and not on Sunset Blvd. Also, your tits texted me earlier and they are begging for support.
PS – Even if you put nonfat milk in your frap, it's still like 1500 calories. Drink with care.