Get Out Of Jail Free Baby
June 15, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Nicole Richie has not answered to the rumors that she's knocked up with Douche Madden's baby. She's been photographed around town with a bit of bloat, but she could've just ate a lima bean or something.
A friend of Nicole's said she's definitely knocked up and is hoping that a baby will keep her out of jail due to a DWI arrest. The friend said, "Nicole is kind of hoping her pregnancy will keep her out of jail." Other friends are concerned that she will be able to carry the baby, because of her stick-thin figure.
That baby is going to be bigger than her! She better transfer that baby right now to another oven if she's pregnant. If she is pregnant that would be awesome if they sent her to jail anyway! Nothing says useless piece of trash like being knocked up the slammer!
Source: Page Six
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