Crazy Ass Squirrels Are Taking Over The World!!!!!

June 15, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Last year I wrote about a crazy bitch squirrel attacking sluts a t a local park in Winter Park, FL. Well, the crazy squirrel epidemic has gone global. In Berlin Germany, a hot squirrel attacked and bit at 3 people.
 
Get this shit. The squirrel jumped through a window and bit some lady. The lady ran outside with the squirrel still attached to her. She managed to shake him off. The squirrel then ran down the street and bit another man before biting a 72-year-old man in a park. Sadly, the old man killed the hot ho with his crutch. What a sad way to go.
 
That squirrel is really hot and if he wasn't dead he'd be a Hot Slut of the Day for sure. Actually, can someone go into Lynwood and see if Paris Hilton's vagina is still attached to her. Poor thing may have died in Germany. Ok, I'll stop with the Paris jokes! It's just too easy. 
 
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