It’s Come To This

June 14, 2007 / Posted by:
Damn it's turning into a slow news day, so I gotta break out the pussy stories. Meet Des of Wales! Des' owner belives that he may be a record holder, because bitch has 26 toes total when most cats have 18. Unfortunately, Des will have to grow 3 more toes if he wants to break the record. The current holder is Jake from Canada who has 28 toes.
Des' owner said, "He was only about six months old at the time and was quite small, so his paws looked enormous. I originally wondered if he needed them chopped off, but the vet said he was fine."
Chop them off?! Why on Earth would you do that. I'm sure Des loves his 26 toes. More in the stink makes for a better  O.
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