Jennifer Aniston Overload

 

For some reason there's an explosion of Jennifer Aniston news. It's sort of gross, but let's go over it:

 

UsWeekly reports that Jennifer Aniston's man is a former cokehead and her friends are wary of him. Paul Sculfor admits he had a wild past, but did time in rehab and all is good now. Sources also say that Paul told friends "he was going to find 'a rich, lonely girl."

 

I say: Cokehead or not, he's a hot piece of man and she's getting her. It's not like she's going to marry him. Fuck an ALLEGED cokehead, but just don't marry them.  

 

The Hollywood reports that Jennifer Aniston will produce and possibly star in a musical. The film is called "Goree Girls" and is based on a true story about a group of eight women serving time in Texas' Goree Prison during the 1940s who formed one of the first all-female country western acts in the country and captured the hearts of millions of fans in the process.

 

I say: Aniston singing?! HELL NO! Start the dubbing now!

 

The Daily Mail reports that Aniston is looking to buy a baby. Sources say she's already started the paperwork with an adoption agency.  

 

I say: Don't let Angie find out or Jen can kiss her adoption dreams goodbye. The Queen of Adoption will make sure it doesn't happen! I doubt it's true. Jen strikes me as a bio-only kind of gal.